Yes, Christmas is the season of getting stuff, and only good stuff really counts. To increase my chances of getting good stuff this year, I’ve made a list of good stuff I want for Christmas.
A garden zombie. I’m amazed that Think Geek have anticipated my gardening needs so thoroughly with their life-size resin garden sculpture of a zombie. “From mid-torso up, he rises out of your freshly tilled and mulched begonias ready to devour the brains of the next interloper he comes across.” Awesome!
Knitted frog dissection. Who doesn’t love a hand-made gift? And one that reflects the beauty of nature. Though, admittedly, nature is often prettier when not dissected.
A Fetus-shaped Cookie Cutter. Round cookies = boring. Square cookies = naff. Fetus-shaped biscuits = awesome!
Wolverine wig. Okay, I don’t really want this, but LOOK at it.
Darth Tater. I love Mr Potato Head, so this is just the shiznits.
A personal survival instructor. One who can teach me to do this…
What are YOU hoping for this Christmas? Tell me and go into the draw to win a WICKED paranormal erotica ebook.